I made ~$6,500 last year

I am the 844,178,882 richest person in the world. I am in the top 14.06%.

No, but seriously, how is this man President of the United States of Ameirca (warning: politics)

"[W]ait, what did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gasoline?... Oh, yeah? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that."

Update that seriously contextualizes this information: this was from three months ago.

The sky from above

Let me reiterate: I want to be an astronaut

Man's most important moments (in Lego)

Not only is this funny because it's Lego, but it's funny because of what the author has chosen to define as mankind's most important moments.

Inflatable car!

It sounds like an emo band, but it's not (probably.)