Garfield plus paper

minus Garfield.

Nasa's message from Mars: There's water here. I've tasted it

I NEED to be an astronaut.

Bonus: Video

I am sorry, the cat is not worth a pair of slippers

Garfield Lost in Translation

I made ~$6,500 last year

I am the 844,178,882 richest person in the world. I am in the top 14.06%.

No, but seriously, how is this man President of the United States of Ameirca (warning: politics)

"[W]ait, what did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gasoline?... Oh, yeah? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that."

Update that seriously contextualizes this information: this was from three months ago.

The sky from above

Let me reiterate: I want to be an astronaut

Man's most important moments (in Lego)

Not only is this funny because it's Lego, but it's funny because of what the author has chosen to define as mankind's most important moments.

Inflatable car!

It sounds like an emo band, but it's not (probably.)

Two tremendously cool things

Cool: Woman sues RIAA, wins $108,000. Cooler: Man has acquired the power of flight.

Cross-dressing, Bluetooth belts, and opposite sex friends on Facebook

More on dating in Saudi Arabia

Dating in Saudi Arabia

Enad and Nader were always close, but their relationship changed when Nader and Sarah became engaged. Enad's father agreed to let Nader marry one of his four daughters. Nader picked Sarah, though she is not the oldest, in part, he said, because he actually saw her face when she was a child and recalled that she was pretty.

Where does all of America's money go?

The newest Consumer Price Index.

This post was made in America

Unlike Bibles or Tibetan flags.

To make an (Olympic) omelet, you have to break a few eggs (of cross-generational housing)

One man stands in the way of "progress." (Video: 56k join in!)

Fifteen minutes on the cognitive surplus

Where do we find the time to edit Wikipedia, and where is the TV's mouse? Video worth your time about how we cope with leisure and media.

Proof of a health care crisis in the United States

Seven percent of those surveyed knew someone who had gotten married for health insurance.

How not to be pregnant

This is a link to another blog post, which is pretty trashy, but I think this is funny, so there.

How do you pitch a movie like Ziggy?

This is exactly how I imagine Hollywood is. And I've been to Hollywood twice.

Astrology? Really?

Scientists debunk astrology. Again. Of course, we already knew that. (Second link is a little not safe for work, first link is not safe for faith in humanity.)

Shoes kill

Okay, not really - but they hurt. Viva la foot!