I always knew it was a waste

But I never knew that Daylight Saving Time was actually counter-productive.

LBD: Liquid Blood Display

I'm pretty sure that subcutaneous Bluetooth is the Mark of the Beast.

LBD: Liquid Blood Display

I'm pretty sure that subcutaneous Bluetooth is the Mark of the Beast.

Garfield as you've never seen him before (literally)

You've seen him silenced, remixed, even live enacted, but you've never not seen him. This is the most abstract Garfield ever (possible?)

P.S. - Marmaduke can still vote, and in an election year during wartime, that is the sweetest freedom of all.

The cure for the common coma

Is no different than the cure for the common cold: TLC

For those of you who love internecine racism

Which Europeans hate one another and why. (I realize that is not a sentence; get off my back. [I realize you're not on my back.])

I think I have a name for my new band

Giant Antarctic sea spiders (and I'll remix under the name "Da Aquatic Arachnid.") (Video: 56k-friendly.)

Windows: The musical

Music made entirely with Windows 98 and XP system sounds. (Video: 56k acceptable)

A quick visual tour of Dubai

What do you do with hundreds of millions of excess oil income? Invest in cures for disease? Give aid to the chronically poor? Build opulent and entirely unnecessary man-made island and structures? I think we all know the answer to that one.

I sorta kinda wish I was born 60 years ago

Imagine how cool this looked when it wasn't decrepit.

Vegetarian dating wars

I've reported on "vegansexuality" before, but it turns out there is a mutually distrust of dating across the omnivore/herbivore line. Ugh. Who are these persons that can turn down mates based on dietary preference, by the way?

Boo to Beijing

British athletes told not to criticize the People's Republic of China at the Olympics

This live wire kills fascists

An unexpected live record by one of my all-time heroes. If you buy it, it helps others.

A simple steamship captain, or a literary genius? Why not both!

The only footage of Mark Twain.

Head Tracking ftw!!!

This is one of the coolest videos I've seen in a while.

(56k does not exist any more. If it did, it would take a while for this video.)

Something to consider the next time you buy... anything?

Sometimes, this is what "Mad in China" means.

Somedays, being a vegetarian is appealing, other days, not as much

Today, it is appealing. (Note: Something Awful has some NSFW content, rarely explicit; viewer discretion is advised.)

Fake newspaper offers real apology for fake story with real picture of real guy

I think I got it right.

The cure for cancer

Pregnancy.

A turtle the size of a raspberry!

Adorable and of course, ridiculous. I promise I'll post something not-stupid someday.

Fake, shmake

These Kaizo Mario World videos kill me (One, two, bonus.) (Video: 56k, get a book.)