Fake newspaper offers real apology for fake story with real picture of real guy

I think I got it right.

Who's on Amazon?

A Slate journalist investigates.

Not a Muslim? Living in Malaysia?

Then you can't print "Allah." Since, y'know the use of the word "Allah" by non-Muslims may arouse sensitivity and create confusion among Muslims in the country.

Correction

Paris Hilton does *not* care about drunk Indian elephants.

The death of tabloids...

Although Weekly World News is closing down shop, the Muslim world will still provide us with plenty of fodder.